June 2012
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So when my friends and I watch Thor while having...
When I was young I rebelled, And oh my dad, how he yelled, I broke his resolve and moral, And now I’m stuck on earth They thought I was a satellite dish, All the army I squished, And for my hammer I wished, And now I’m stuck on earth Father, he was scolding, Loki, he was sulking, Hot girl, she was smokin’ Where you think you’re going baby? Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here’s...
Jun 15th
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April 2012
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March 2012
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February 2012
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor.
Jan 17th
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Reasoning With Vampires: New Moon →
reasoningwithvampires: What I hate the most about New Moon: Meyer romanticized suicide. I understand that teenagers (and grown-ups, too) have volatile emotions. A broken heart really can seem like the end of the world. People get depressed and feel like they have nothing to live for. I know. Though I’m not a person…
Jan 17th
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Best pick-up line ever.
itotallyrelate: “Let’s go eat, I’m paying.” icanrelate.info
Jan 13th
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When I meet people who aren't into fandom
More laughs here
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Jan 6th
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Things My Sister and I Say to Each Other
Sis: What the shit is this shit?
Me: Oh wow, you're so eloquent.
Sis: Shut the fuck up.
Jan 6th
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